We start with Bobby talking about his
jacket and how he was wearing it because Vanna White likes him in
sequins. Next week, the show will have a new set that was designed
by Bobby, along with a new phone and other surprises.
Butch Reed/One Man Gang w/Slick v. Bam
Bam Bigelow/Don Muraco w/Sir Oliver Humperdink and “Superstar”
Billy Graham
March 13, 1988-Philadelphia, PA The
Spectrum Referee:Jeff Goldberg
This match was the epitome of long
filler. Lots of stalling to start including Muraco stomping Slick's
hand, who was outside. Gang and Reed had attacked and laid out
Graham on January 25 and he was at ringside for revenge, as he nailed
both guys with his cane. Muraco beat Reed on the April 11 Prime Time
after Slick and Reed collided. Tension was teased between Reed and
Gang including Reed accidently nailing Gang. They ended up putting
the heat on Muraco for a while leading to a Bam Bam hot tag. Soon,
all four guys were in and the faces tried to throw the heels into
each other but it was reversed and Bigelow was clotheslined to the
floor. Gang and Reed set-up a double team clothesline but Gang was
grabbed from the outside. Reed kept running at Muraco but missed a
crossbody, hitting the ropes, and Muraco pinned him. On a sidenote,
announcer Dick Graham used the expression “man alive” seven times
throughout this match.
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Gorilla plugs the upcoming release of
WrestleMania IV on VHS, which had a fold-out box with two cassettes
since it was so big. Heenan is going to be making changes to
Primetime starting next week. Gorilla asks him if he had permission
for that and he said he does not need permission since he is the
host. He tells Monsoon that if he has any plans on Monday nights, he
will be free to do them. Gorilla ponders whether the show will be on
Mondays still and Heenan insists he will still be there, just not
Monsoon.
“Outlaw” Ron Bass v. Reno Riggins
March 9, 1988-Winston-Salem, NC, The
Coliseum Referee:Dave Hebner
Riggins got no offense at all, as Bass
kept destroying him. A couple times, he covered him and pulled him
up at two. Alfred Hayes asked if he had a beard or if he just did
not feel like shaving in the mornings. Bass won with a Pedigree
where he did not hook the arms. Bass had recently choked the
Junkyard Dog with Ms. Betsy, his bull whip.
Bass made his WWF debut in East
Rutherford, NJ, at the closed Meadowlands, on January 5, 1987. He
teamed with The Gladiator and Jimmy Jack Funk to lose to Blackjack
Mulligan, Mike Rotundo, and Dan Spivey. His first singles match was
a win against Lanny Poffo on January 7, Glens Falls, NY. His last
match was a loss to The Blue Blazer, on March 19, 1989, in Denver,
CO.
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake v.
Gene Watson
March 20, 1988-Springfield, IL, Prairie
Capital Convention Centre Referee-Jimmy Korderas
Quick squash win by Beefcake with the
sleeper, which Heenan questioned whether it was a choke and that the
ref did not check if it was a choke. Given how quickly Watson went
out, Beefcake would seemingly have the most effective submission in
the company, if it were a choke. The ref does not check it, so he is
good. Heenan did wonder if Gene Watson was related to Whipper
Watson. Monsoon doubted that but Heenan said Gene was a lot better.
Whipper Watson won the Toronto NWA
International Tag Titles with Bruno Sammartino on September 27, 1962,
in Toronto, by beating Bulldog Brower and Sweet Daddy Siki. They
lost the titles on February 28, 1963, in Toronto, to Johnny Valentine
and Bulldog Brower. Watson happened to win these titles with many
other men, including Brower, Valentine, Mark Lewin, Yukon Eric, Bill
Soloweyko, and Billy Red Lyons.
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Gene Watson |
The WWF Event Center was next with a
look back at the WrestleMania IV Battle Royal. We got interviews
from Bad News Brown and Bret Hart. Brown told the story on how he
got his name. When he would show up in the neighborhood, back in the
day, everyone knew there was going to be bad news, and there will be
bad news for the Hitman. But he is a kind and good guy, and he will
leave just enough of Bret for them to make fertilizer out of him.
Bret said after being trained in the Dungeon, no man has put fear
into his heart and he is going to bust Brown in half. Both of these
guys worked a lot of time limit draws after Mania, including a
Primetime match that did not air until January of 1989. Brown pinned
Bret at WrestleFest 88, on July 31, in Milwaukee, WI, which seemed to
be the blowoff for the program.
Alfred Hayes has a special report on
Rick Rude giving the Rude Awakening to select women fans, all over
the country. Highlights were shown of Rude picking from six
different women, as he looked them over and gave one a big make-out
session. Rude said there were so many women, and so little time.
Hayes surveyed a few women from the arena afterwards and most said
they would not like the Rude Awakening.
Gorilla was embarrassed by Rude's
behavior, and Bobby apologized to the losers. He said three of them
ended up on ledges and two tried suffocating themselves in their cars
and garages.
Craig DeGeorge interviewed Frenchy
Martin and Dino Bravo about Ken Patera. Martin said America was full
of idiots and morons. Bravo said Patera does not stand a chance
against him.
Killer Bees v. The Islanders w/Bobby
Heenan-Two out of Three Falls
March 7, 1988-Nashville, TN, Municipal
Auditorium Referee-???
This was a re-match from the
March 14,1988 show, which The Islanders won. Bobby Came to the ring wearing
a bee keepers hat.
First fall
The heat was on Blair. Haku accidently
kicked Tama, which led to the Brunzell hot tag. Brunzell had a
sleeper on but it was broken and all four guys were in the ring. The
Islanders won the first fall with a double team kick on Brunzell.
Second fall
Brunzell started off well but ended up
down for the fall until a hot tag to Blair. He hit double back drops
and a noggin knocker and Brunzell hit a dropkick on Tama for the pin.
I could not get the fall in a gif because my disc was skipping at
the fall.
Third fall
The Bees attacked to start this fall.
However, Brunzell missed a dropkick out of an irish whip and he got
the heat. Haku and Brunzell hit a double clothesline which led to a
Blair hot tag. Blair hit an O'Connor roll on Tama that was broken up
with a Haku clothesline and the pin.
The Islanders wrestled their last match
together on June 11, in Worcester, MA.
Ted Dibiase w/Virgil v. Frank DeFalco
March 19, 1988-Cape Girardeau, MI,
Show-Me Center Referee-???
This was the first tv appearance of the
Million Dollar Dream, and Dibiase won after hooking it in and then
using a Russian leg sweep to keep him down. DeFalco did start the
match with a couple shoulder blocks though. Jesse Ventura remarked
that Dibiase had enough money to pay off the national debt. Then,
why exactly does he even need to wrestle?
Another Event Center recapping Mania
IV. They pushed a Young Stallions/Bolsheviks feud with some generic
interviews from each team.
Jim Duggan v. Pete Sanchez
March 19, 1988-Cape Girardeau, MI,
Show-Me Center Referee-Jimmy Korderas
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Pete Sanchez |
Quick squash win for Duggan with the
clothesline. Andre and Heenan came out and tried to fight Duggan but
Duggan kept Andre back with the 2x4.
Bobby said he has no control over Andre
and Andre wanted revenge on Duggan for knocking him out on March 9,
which was the catalyst for Bobby managing Andre. Duggan lost to
Andre in Milan, Italy, on April 2, taped for The Best of WWF
Volume 16 VHS. Andre beat him again on June 4 for the Hacksaw
Jim Duggan VHS. They wrestled many house show matches with Andre
usually winning by cheating or count-out, so they were protecting
both men. On August 6, for the Best of WWF Volume 17 VHS,
Duggan was pinned in a lumberjack match, which was pretty much the
blow-off.
Yet another Mania report, looking at a
press conference after the show with small clips from an intereview
with Savage and Elizabeth, and Hulk was interviewed with them.
Strike Force v. Conquistadors
March 19, 1988-Cape Girardeau, MI,
Show-Me Center Referee-???
Fairly decent high flying squash win
for Strike Force. They got the heat on Tito, for a cup of coffee,
and it worked. Martel came in, and I love his fire. He hit a monkey
flip and then shot one of the heels into the ropes, and Tito hit his
forearm for the win.
One Man Gang w/Slick v. Van Van Horne
March 19, 1988-Cape Girardeau, MI,
Show-Me Center Referee-Dave Hebner
I really like OMG, so I'm going to post
a lot from this squash. Jesse told McMahon that if he ever wrestled,
he would want OMG to be his opponent. Vince was not happy with his
choice. Gang hit a holding choke suplex, and then a front suplex for
the pin.
One Man Gang made his WWF TV debut on
May 12, 1987 against Jesse Cortez.
Monsoon believed that there are really
two champions, Hogan and Savage. Bobby says that Hulk is just a sore
loser and does not really want to do interviews in favor of Savage,
like the aforementioned press conference. Gorilla calls Heenan a
bigot, and Heenan goes off on a tangent about being greedy and
selfish. He said “what belongs to me, belongs to me” and “do
unto others, as long as a I survive.” He also said “what's mine
is mine, and what's yours is mine”, “you only get one shot at
life, make the best of it”, “take what you can, when you can”
and finally, “don't be greedy, just grab.”
Junkyard Dog v. Hercules
March 7, 1988-Nashville, TN, Municipal
Auditorium Referee-Jimmy Korderas
This was billed as chain vs. chain,
since they both carry chains. JYD started strong with headbutts, and
Hercules retreated outside before a commercial.
Bobby noted that Hercules was ahead on
points and that Bobby was the most loved person on television.
Herc dragged JYD outside and threw him
into the railing. He got him back in the ring for a bearhug that did
not last long. JYD hit a thump power slam but Hercules got his foot
on the rope and thrown outside. Hercules grabbed a chain but was
thrown back in the ring before he could use it. They started
brawling with the chain and the match was thrown out and ruled a
double disqualification. Herc tried to hit an elbow with the chain
from the ropes but he missed and retreated.
Gorilla said that no one will get the
purse money and it will all go into the Gorilla Monsoon Retirement
Fund. Bobby said he would like to donate to that. Next week will be
Bobby's two-year anniversary on the show, and he will have a new set
and other surprises.
I will be posting more pics and gifs from this episode on Twitter @stevesgraps, thanks!